In honor of the greatest things in the history of the world, I have decided to write a little blog. When I say best things in the world, I mean stupid awesome things not actual awesome things. For example, Jesus, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa; all awesome. All not able to be in this blog. Chia Pets, label makers, laser tag. All awesome. All fully eligible for placement in this blog.
1. root beer floats
2. Getting something cancelled out of your schedule when you were totally planning for it, but didnt wanna go (i.e. that one time I had a class 2-5, and it got cancelled)
3. anything on vinyl
4. understanding things in spanish when you only speak a little bit of spanish
5. concept albums
6. free cell
7. chia pets
8. label makers
9. laser tag
10. finding money in your pocket after you have already washed your jeans/shorts/pants and you are putting them back on
11. footy pajamas
12. celery with peanut butter
13. power rangers
14. except the yellow ranger
15. when you wake up for some reason and you still have 15-20 minutes until your alarm goes off
16. steak n shake
17. white castle
18. dc talk
19. just kidding
20. a toasted sub
21. when you make the honking motion to semi-trucks and they actually do it
22. reading "where the red fern grows"
23. s'mores
24. rainbow, not chocolate, sprinkles
25. kickball
26. anything that morphs into anything
27. subwoofers
28. hyperwoofers
29. oregon trail
30. forging the river
31. cruise control
32. venus fly traps
33. that feeling once your done working out where your like "man, i am glad i did that"
34. beating someone in ping-pong when the game extends beyond the score of 21
35. bowling a strike
36. bowling a spare
37. sledding with 3 or more people on the same apparatus
38. air bud
39. not air bud golden retriever
40. those car freshener trees
41. steak
42. using chopsticks as drum sticks
43. playing air guitar to "back in black"
44. two ply toilet paper
45. roto tom fills
46. those umbrellas that sometimes come in tropical drinks
47. teppan grill
48. weapons that dont hurt anyone really bad but cause much laughter
49. various percussion instruments
50. singing sounds rather than words (i.e. everyone sings the bridge to kelly clarkson's since you been gone, i prefer to alternate singing the guitar part/drum part)
In conclusion, there are 50 things that are disputably awesome
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5 comments:
You could be my younger twin brother. I love all of these things--minus steak--but I LOVE rainbow sprinkles and Matt Jensen used to laugh at me for getting them every time at Golden Spoon...
#51. This blog.
High quality blog my friend. Two thumbs up. Fun for the whole family.
disputably is the key word.
;)
15. when you wake up for some reason and you still have 15-20 minutes until your alarm goes off
i actually hate that...
Hayden, it's Lowen speaking.
Random that I'm reading your blog, but I have to agree with Allison. And also, free cell has just made it on my list lately. And numbers 2, 15, 25, and 29 made my day just thinking about them.
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